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    Marv Albert

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    (Marvin Philip Aufrichtig)
    June 12, 1940 —

    Why, Marv Albert? Why?

    Why did we have to know? Why couldn't you keep your personal life to yourself? We would have been so glad to have you; you are one of the best sportscasters in America and a voice that is recognized from coast to coast.

    Why, Marv Albert? Why?

    Why does that voice have to be superimposed by your mugshot and the intimate details that we really, really do not care to recount here? Couldn't you just keep what happens in the bedroom, in the bedroom?

    Why, Marv Albert? Why?

    You could have been the next Howard Cosell. Instead, you are the next Jim Bakker.

    Why, Marv Albert? Why?

    Verdict: Jew.

    May 16, 2007

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