Over the years, we got a bunch of requests to profile Zsa Zsa Gabor, who turns out to be Jewish. This led us to asking, who the heck is Zsa Zsa Gabor?

Now, we've heard of Zsa Zsa and her (how many exactly?) nine husbands, but why exactly is she deserving of a profile? She wasn't a famous actress, cameo in "Naked Gun" be damned. In fact, sister Eva (only five husbands to her name) had a much more accomplished performing career.

As it turns out, Zsa Zsa was a socialite. She was Paris Hilton before there was Paris Hilton. In fact, she is sort of Paris' great-grandmother: husband #2 was hotel magnate Conrad Hilton.

But outside of that? There is not much going. She became a practicing Catholic. She was also Miss Hungary in 1936. That's something? No?

So, nine husbands, some acting, "Naked Gun" cameo, Paris Hilton relation, Miss Hungary, Jewish. Worth a profile? Well, we did just get to the end of it...