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    Scrooge McDuck

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    Huey: Uncle Scrooge, are you Jewish?

    Scrooge: Whatever gave you that idea?

    Dewey: You hate Christmas!

    Scrooge: It's a wasteful holiday.

    Louie: You never go to church!

    Scrooge: Religion distracts me from my business.

    Huey: You always wear a hat!

    Scrooge: It's a fancy top hat, not a yarmulke.

    Dewey: You have a lot of money!

    Scrooge: Gentiles can be rich. Just look at my archenemy, John D. Rockerduck.

    Louie: You are very cheap!

    Scrooge: What the hell is that supposed to mean? I'm a Scottish stereotype, not a Jewish one! Now get out of here, you schmendricks!

    Verdict: Not a Jew.

    August 28, 2019

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    Aflac Duck

    Daffy Duck

    Launchpad McQuack

    Ebenezer Scrooge

    Vlasic Stork
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