Huey: Uncle Scrooge, are you Jewish?

Scrooge: Whatever gave you that idea?

Dewey: You hate Christmas!

Scrooge: It's a wasteful holiday.

Louie: You never go to church!

Scrooge: Religion distracts me from my business.

Huey: You always wear a hat!

Scrooge: It's a fancy top hat, not a yarmulke.

Dewey: You have a lot of money!

Scrooge: Gentiles can be rich. Just look at my archenemy, John D. Rockerduck.

Louie: You are very cheap!

Scrooge: What the hell is that supposed to mean? I'm a Scottish stereotype, not a Jewish one! Now get out of here, you schmendricks!