What was the profession of Ron Mix, the man known as the "Intellectual Assassin"?

Was he an erudite Talmudic scholar, who doubled as an underground boxing champion?

Was he a brilliant surgeon, who became a lethal fighter pilot during the war?

Was he a secret agent, who took out heads of state by day, and by night, filled up steamy boudoirs not only with ecstasy-filled screams of fallen damsels, but also with readings from Kant and Nietzsche?

Oh! The real Ron Mix had a Juris Doctor degree while playing for the San Diego Chargers in the 1960s, on the way to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1979.

Well, that makes sense too.