We've got quite a few requests to profile Martin Shkreli. Here are some of the reasons:
Not sure if he's Jewish or not. I hope not.
Please tell me he is not Jewish
You have to get it out there that he's not!
Please tell us he is not a member of the tribe
Please please please tell me this guy is not Jewish
Let's pray that he's not a MOT!
Who is Martin Shkreli? A despicable, detestable CEO, who is currently awaiting trial for running a Ponzi scheme. Shkerli's recent "claim to fame" was acquiring the rights to HIV-fighting drug Daraprim, and raising the price from $13.50 to $750 per tablet.
(Compare both of those numbers to the drug's price in other countries, which is the equivalent of 66 American cents in the UK, 18 cents in Australia, and 2 cents in Brazil. But that's a completely separate discussion...)
There is no need to pray, dear readers: Not a Jew! But a perfect 15 on DouchebagOrNotDouchebag.com...