Emma Stone is clearly goyishe, so to profile her, we'll need a good reason. Let's find it!

She's Woody Allen's recent shiksa goddess, but that's neither here not there...

She dated Andrew Garfield for a while, he's Jewish, but it's not like he put a ring on that finger... (Why not, Andrew?)

Oh! Perhaps there is a name change? Could Emma Stone really be... Emma Stein?

Close, but no cigar. Originally, "Stone" was Swedish "Sten", not German/Jewish "Stein".

On second thought... Do we really need a good reason to profile Emma Stone?