From: Garrett the Gremlin [garrett@internetgremlins.org]
To: j**@jewornotjew.com
Subject: New rumor!
Hey, Jew or Not Jew! Watch out! The Internet Gremlins are gonna start a juicy new rumor! Soon your mailbox is gonna be flooded with suggestions!
HA HA HA HA HA!
From: j**@jewornotjew.com
To: garrett@internetgremlins.org
Subject: Re: New rumor!
Who is it this time, Garrett?
From: garrett@internetgremlins.org
To: j**@jewornotjew.com
Subject: Re: Re: New rumor!
TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: j**@jewornotjew.com
To: garrett@internetgremlins.org
Subject: Re: Re: Re: New rumor!
That's ridiculous. No one in their right mind is gonna believe she is Jewish.
From: garrett@internetgremlins.org
To: j**@jewornotjew.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: New rumor!
You wanna bet? I'm gonna plaster all over the Internet that Taylor is a Jew! We'll see who the world believes, me or your stupid little website! You haven't even profiled her yet!!!!!!!!!!
From: j**@jewornotjew.com
To: garrett@internetgremlins.org
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: New rumor!
You gotta be kidding us, Garrett. Is this just a ruse for us to profile Taylor Swift?
From: garrett@internetgremlins.org
To: j**@jewornotjew.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: New rumor!
So what if it is?
From: j**@jewornotjew.com
To: garrett@internetgremlins.org
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: New rumor!
She is not Jewish! She has pretty much every imaginable goyishe European ancestry, but nothing remotely Jewish. Oh, and definitely Christian. She dated Tim Tebow once. TIM TEBOW! No Jewish woman in her right mind would ever do that!
From: garrett@internetgremlins.org
To: j**@jewornotjew.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: New rumor!
Are you gonna profile her on not? Please? Pretty please? She's so cute and everything...
From: j**@jewornotjew.com
To: garrett@internetgremlins.org
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: New rumor!
G-d damn it, Garrett. Fine. Here you go.
