We often try to be topical here on JONJ. When Eliot Spitzer gets caught with his pants down, here we are, telling the world that yes, he is sadly, a Jew. When Madonna divorces Guy Ritchie, we immediately start questioning the latter's devotion to Kabbalah. And there are numerous other examples.

So why does this profile seems a decade too late? What's that, it's been not ten, but thirteen years? Why does the Trial of the Century seem so... last century?

Does anyone still care that O.J. prosecutor Marcia Clark is not only Jewish, but was raised Orthodox? Thirteen years ago, her new hairdo sent shockwaves through the nation. Now, does anyone even remember who she is?

Oh well. We don't always have to be topical. After all, we did profile Corey Feldman.